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Welcome to the newly created website for The Indoor Premier League! If you are a team member, please register with the site. This season's schedule will be posted as soon as the draft is completed.
Just a reminder, all captains MUST be at Cal's house no later than 12:30 to draft for the league.
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BEFORE WE START THE LEAGUE I HAVE 20 SIMPLE QUESTIONS THAT I WOULD LIKE THE COMMISSIONER TO ANSWER:
1)do we get some sort of souvenir?
2)do we get ColumbusDay off?
3)will we have random drug tests?
4)what is our policy on slavery?
5)what is the average salary for this league?
6)are cowboy hats acceptable?
7)are clothes mandatory?
8)do clowns wear really big socks?
9)do fish get thirsty?
10)do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?
11) do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
12)how dead is the Dead Sea?
13)how do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
14)why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
15)why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
16)do you know the muffin man?
17)can we write words in our black eye paint or is that frowned upon?
18)does this dress make me look fat?
19)can we wear steel toed boots?
20)who are you "who who" "who who"?
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW
1)do we get some sort of souvenir?
2)do we get ColumbusDay off?
3)will we have random drug tests?
4)what is our policy on slavery?
5)what is the average salary for this league?
6)are cowboy hats acceptable?
7)are clothes mandatory?
8)do clowns wear really big socks?
9)do fish get thirsty?
10)do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?
11) do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
12)how dead is the Dead Sea?
13)how do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
14)why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
15)why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
16)do you know the muffin man?
17)can we write words in our black eye paint or is that frowned upon?
18)does this dress make me look fat?
19)can we wear steel toed boots?
20)who are you "who who" "who who"?
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW
1) trophy if you win
2) no
3) no
4) bring them in
5) -5 dollars
6) no
7) yes
yes
9) no
10) yes
11) no
12) very
13) levitation
14) because god hates scott
15) same as 14
16) no
17) you can
18) very
19) no
20) who
2) no
3) no
4) bring them in
5) -5 dollars
6) no
7) yes
yes
9) no
10) yes
11) no
12) very
13) levitation
14) because god hates scott
15) same as 14
16) no
17) you can
18) very
19) no
20) who
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!
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